Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I’m scanning these, she leans in and whispers, “I love toys.” FML
Old woman stil has sex drive. Great for her. Not your problem. Not a problem for anyone. Your L is not F, so stop that fucking whining right now. Please.
