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Jun25 2009 text

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled “hey cutie”. Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

Wow, what a conversation starter, what a relationship igniter. I hope you started talking. I hope you exchanged phone numbers. This is the kind of story people wanna tell their grandkids about, that fun and romantic story of how they first met. Your L is not F, not in any way, but I guess it gets a little sad if you didn’t get her phone number.