Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML
Funny! Also a conversation starter. Us swedes are usually not too tightly wound-up about these things, rightly used this could have been a moment to laugh about and to continue the conversation into dating and so forth. Just so you know.
