Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn’t talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Masturbation is healthy. Fact.
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Fuck My Life is an ongoing collection of anectodes about bad shit. I noticed that too many FMLs (funny as they might be) wouldn't be FMLs if the persons knew how to not take themeselves so seriously.
What they need is a little perspective. I'm here to give them that.
What they need is a little perspective. I'm here to give them that.
your L is not F
