Today, I woke up after being rushed in for emergency surgery because of an infected gallbladder. When I woke up, the first thing I saw was a disgusting looking lumpy thing in a pot by my bed. It was the offending gallstone. My surgeon thought I might like to keep it, as a “memento”. FML
I actually don’t think this is as unusual as one might think, that people want their gallstone as a memento. I’ve heard about it. I don’t know why it should F up your L that you don’t want it. Maybe you just want to come to FML and whine about it. Maybe you’re pathetic. Maybe that’s it.