Today, I realized that my company’s calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I had sex with my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife’s name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
So now everybody knows a married couple had sex? A MARRIED COUPLE HAD SEX! Oh, the horror… now, shut this fucking whining up and do some more fucking instead.
