Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
You’re stupid.
Serious. Other people have come down on you for not knowing that flammable and inflammable is the same thing. I won’t. I think it seems like an pretty natural mistake, considering how opposite words usually are build. That’s not what makes you stupid. What makes you stupid, is that you failed to realize, that even if the semen couldn’t catch fire, the sock would. How, how, how could you not understand that your sock would turn on fire? How, how, how stupid are you really?
