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Fuck My Life is an ongoing collection of anectodes about bad shit. I noticed that too many FMLs (funny as they might be) wouldn't be FMLs if the persons knew how to not take themeselves so seriously.

What they need is a little perspective. I'm here to give them that.

your L is not F

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Mar4 2010 text

fmylife:

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend’s hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn’t break up with me then and there. FML

You should have broken up with him then and there.

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