Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I’m gay. FML
And I still don’t get why it’s problem when other people think you’re gay. I really don’t. I mean, you just have to tell the girl you were set up with that you’re not, and tell your co-worker that she got the facts straight, and that’s that. Problem solved. Do you know how you don’t solve the problem? By whining on the web. So stop that, ‘cause your L is not F, you fucking homophobe.
Today, I had a 3rd date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the “rotation” would be mine. He wasn’t kidding. FML
Be happy you learned this early enough for you to get rid of him. Now your L doesn’t need to get F.
Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML
That ought to have spiced things up a bit. Should have used that to your advantage instead of going to the internet and whine about it. Having fun with silly accidents might get you laid. Whining on the internet does not.
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said “Ummm, no”, then walked off. FML
At least you know from the start and can actually waste time on someone who wants you instead. Your L is not F.
Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won’t be going on a date again because I didn’t know the difference between “Star Wars” and “Star Trek.” FML.
Either way, your L is not F.
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I’d be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, “Why were you talking to that homeless guy?”. FML
So? If he was clean and well-spoken enough for you not to notice, what’s the fucking big deal? There are many reasons for being homeless, sometimes it’s just bad luck, and for you to piss on him like this… well, it’s beyond rude. Especially when you already got a good life. His L might be F (and I say might, ‘cause I really don’t know anything about his situation), yours isn’t, so STFU.
Today, I found out that the girl I’ve been dating online for over a year is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML
No, I don’t think you’re pathetic (online dating is modern and good and people who think it’s pathetic are possibly, and probably, the most pathetic themselves), but I have to wonder: it’s 2009, people, these things have been going on for a decade and a halv - haven’t you learned anyting in all this time?!
